So, here are 10 things that I think only clumsy person can relate to:
1. Sophistication is not my thing at all
Yeah Hello! Who likes white, the architect of White House? I love mess and I love making mess.
2. Fear of sharp and dangerous turns
The roads be like, who’s walking? Ok it’s her who is walking, let’s surprise her with a turn that might ruin her image and let’s do it just for fun. The corners hate me and I always end up cracking my elbow and in worst case scenario, I fall on a fat lady.
3. Money is not my wallet’s friend
I am betrayed by the money I earn and hence money befriends either the cashier or the handsome sales guy that stands in the Chanel store. See, again not my fault. Who wouldn’t fall for a Chanel bag that is worth a fortune and also my monthly rent?
4. I lose my phone’s balance in a walk from the sofa to the fridge
I try to multitask by putting too much strength in all the things once at a time and I fail. Hence proved, the disappearance of phone’s balance.
5. I am a designated dropper
Things chose to be with the floor rather than be in my hands. I tend to drop the television remote even while it’s lying on my stomach. A tennis ball on the other loves me as whenever I play, tennis, the tennis ball is always in my court.
6. Non-living things just love me
If you ever read a headline stating that a girl was hit by her own refrigerator’s door and died, then, that would be me. May be I dream while walking because yeah if we don’t dream then how are we supposed to fulfil one? Provided yes the timing isn’t that appropriate.
7. Looking graceful is an interpretation of awkward for me
The other day when I was trying hard to look seducing and appealing, I “accidentally” applied the mascara on my cheeks rather than on my eye lashes. God just loves the way I look, even if it is a mess.
8. Any exciting news is a death invitation
I heard the news of my sister getting married, then out of excitement and love, I tend to have skipped the stairs to reach the hallway and ended up flying and landing on my face. God just hates me for being so feisty.
9. My style of dancing doesn’t exist
Dancing is a unique way of expressing happiness and my way of dancing either hit somebody or I end up hurting myself. So I dance under the supervision of experts only, by that I mean my dog.
10. Waling is an act of destiny
I am a destiny child and so in order to teach me manners, destiny hits me when I walk.